FTP MYSTERY BOXXX

Now introducing the infamous FTP Mystery Box.  Your choice of 4 hats, or 4 shirts, or 2 & 2, for the low low cost of $49.69!!!  I can't guarantee it will be family friendly.  I can't guarantee it will lead to you obtaining fame and fortune.  My lawyer says I shouldn't guarantee anything really, other than that you will receive a lovely surprise, a sick new fit, and my dearest love & respect.   But that's showbiz, baby.